Dick Armey
In fact, that should be the United States Senate's unofficial name. They are one big dick army.
Famous quotes: "If there is a dick army, Barney Frank would want to join up."
Harry Reid
Yes, that's right, "reed" is now another name for penis. I've just decided. It doesn't take much imagination, people.
Sam Brownback
Ahh, a local boy done good. I'm not going to expand much on this, for the sake of the children. Actually "brownback" sounds like one of those silly euphemisms for outrageous sex acts. Do you like the rusty trombone? well, the brownback is for you! I suppose if that kind of name constitutes a double entendre of sort then James Sensenbrenner (R-Wisconsin) takes the cake. The "sensenbrenner" totally sounds like a sex act, and a particularly foul one at that.
Jack Reed
See? I did it again! Reed!
Who are your nominees for the dirtiest names in politics?
3 comments:
Dick Lugar?
Totally Dick Lugar. Gives a whole new meaning to "packing a pistol"
One of my favorites is Dick Pound, head of the World Anti-Doping Agency (no joke).
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