Stop comparing my wiener to hamburgers

I'm starting to really dislike all of the attempts at titillation coming out of the fast food realm. Indeed nothing is less sexy than a woman savoring a messy, disgusting McBurger. But tell that to these jackasses:



There's more info on this post from Fast Food News regarding Burger King's new Singapore ad campaign.

Tip o' the cap to Meesha for the link.

Smooth Up in Ya

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The proprietor of this establishment is just a pure genius, that's all there is to it. The good thing about a well-crafted double entendre is that, on its face, it's not dirty at all. I'm sure no one could force them to change this sign.

Short and sweet

Attention! Kansas City is without Dick Curl!

Today the St. Louis Rams announced that they were hiring Chiefs assistant coach Dick Curl away from Kansas City.



I am not really a Chiefs fan and only moderately interested in football, but a name like this could not be overlooked. A big tip o' the cap to Hoopstar for bringing it to my attention.

The great thing about names like Dick Curl is the opportunity for headlines such as "Dick Curl still employed by the NFL" and this gem

A history lesson and some pizza

Sounds fun doesn't it? Especially when the topic of conversation is none other than early Johnson County settler B.M. Crust!

Mr. Crust's bio is full of impressive accomplishments. For instance, he was apparently "the second actual squatter sovereign, in Leavenworth County." A squatter indeed.

In a lame attempt to improve the quality of this admittedly dubious post, I (against my better judgment) decided to google "bm crust." Imagine my surprise in discovering something called Pizza BM Crust all over the interwebs and so forth. Can you fathom the deliciousness?

This had me utterly confused for a while but eventually I figured it out: bread machine crust.

Sigh.

Looks dirty but it's not

Many thanks to Leigh Ann for this one.

I think the funniest aspect is under "related videos" is something named "crazy girl blowing balloon with asshole." Haven't watched that one yet. I'll wait till I'm not at work. That would be awkward.

Sunny D(ick)

This has always been just about the most annoying and preposterous beverage, and not in good way, like Tang. The commercials were terrible, obviously geared toward children who watched 90210 un-ironically.

Well, now as Consumerist has pointed out they have basically gone ahead and put a penis right on the label.



This may have them reaching for the purple stuff instead.