A history lesson and some pizza

Sounds fun doesn't it? Especially when the topic of conversation is none other than early Johnson County settler B.M. Crust!

Mr. Crust's bio is full of impressive accomplishments. For instance, he was apparently "the second actual squatter sovereign, in Leavenworth County." A squatter indeed.

In a lame attempt to improve the quality of this admittedly dubious post, I (against my better judgment) decided to google "bm crust." Imagine my surprise in discovering something called Pizza BM Crust all over the interwebs and so forth. Can you fathom the deliciousness?

This had me utterly confused for a while but eventually I figured it out: bread machine crust.

Sigh.

Looks dirty but it's not

Many thanks to Leigh Ann for this one.

I think the funniest aspect is under "related videos" is something named "crazy girl blowing balloon with asshole." Haven't watched that one yet. I'll wait till I'm not at work. That would be awkward.